Disc One

1. First Years: Hold It In
2. Why Fleur Lost the Second Task
3. Underwater
4. Hogwarts Class of 2008 Commencement Address
5. Swimmin' on a Sunny Day
6. Days in Our Lake, Episode 45.1
7. Song for Melissa
8. Days in Our Lake, Episode 45.2
9. Sound Travels Faster Underwater
10. Oh! the Merperson's Song!
11. A Postal Visit From Mr. McFeedthefishies
12. Cooking with the Giant Squidstravaganza, Part 1
13. Hermione and Me <3 Toast
14. the Squid and the Whale
15. R-E-S-P-E-C-T
16. Don't Pollute My Lake
17. Death to Science Speech (Dec. 23, 2006)
18. Death to Humans
19. Stand-up Routine (dress rehearsal)
20. Song for Parents
21. Open Letter #1
22. Why the Giant Squid Sings
23. Cooking with the Giant Squidstravaganza, Part 2
24. Don't You Wanna Jump in My Lake
25. An Existential Moment with the Giant Squidstravaganza
26. Open Letter #2
27. Promo spot for "Forever Young"
28. the Squid and the Whale, Revisited
29. the Blues
30. Stairway to Disc 2 (Heaven)

Disc Two

1. Podcast Remix (by Peeved)
2. What Sort of Magical Creature Gives the Best Hugs?
3. Open Letter #3
4. Excerpt from "Forever Young"
5. I Could Write a Novel With My Ink
6. Reviews of This Album
7, Ten Tentacles!
8. My Old Band
9. Crush the Crustaceans
10. I Wanna Be a Professional Baseball Player
11. Wizard Rock Awards Acceptance Speech
12. Say NO to Calamari (and drugs)
13. Cooking with the Giant Squidstravaganza, Part 3
14. Hey Harry Potter, Throw Me Some Toast
15. 2006 Interview
16. Eye Can See You
17. Save the Whales???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!WTF!?!?!?!
18. (If You Respect the Earth) You Can Be My Friend
19. Cooking with the Giant Squidstravaganza, Part 4
20. Ammonium Chloride
21. Smells Like Teen Spirit
22. Promo for "the Giant Squidstravaganza: the High School Years"
23. Christmas with the Giant Squidstravaganza
24. Christmas Parties
25. Oh Holy Night
26. Open Letter #4
27. Promo spot for "Live at the Acropolis"
28. Revolution #3 (Not In My Lake)
29. Greatest Hits (performed live with the London Symphony Orchestra)